Google Guitar – Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Joy to the World, Lullaby Medley!!! I pay my respect to Mozart, Handel, and Brahms.

When I was younger, my parents had a plaque on my bedroom wall that had a sorta poem on it. It said something like **if your child is shown ‘this’, he will be ‘that’** Its about 10 lines that basically says what ever your behavior is, that is how the child learns to behave…Ya know

any recommendations? i need to find a poem that "speaks to me" and read it in class and discuss it. i’d prefer something funny, but when i search google, all i get is childrens poems. any ideas?